How many times per hour can one...

Yesterday, while squatting down on the people-barren beach to fertilize the ocean for the second time in half an hour to the heavily rolling eyes of my amused husband, I said the following:

"Leave me alone, I am a pregnant woman. We pee a lot."

This certainly qualifies as the weirdest and most surreal thing ever to come out of my up until now un-pregnant self. The 14 hour flight back home promises to be a whole new grand experience. I hope they have large pee storage tanks.